look no pants
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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