he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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