it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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