So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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