I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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