I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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