All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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