dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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