One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Your cock deserves a montage
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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