Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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