the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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