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you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
And then he peed in my hair
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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