I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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