That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
