Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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