I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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