Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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