This girl is more easily done than said...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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