I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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