I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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