i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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