your thong is hanging out like whoa
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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