Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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