Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
