Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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