drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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