just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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