Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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