they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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