why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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