no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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