I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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