You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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