i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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