the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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