so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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