I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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