Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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