We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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