That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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