I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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