i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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