So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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