if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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