so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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