I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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