so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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