oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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