So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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