Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.