I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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