She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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