The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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