You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
too bad you live with your parents still
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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