Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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