Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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